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Old 12-24-2015
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Default 'twas the night before christmas'

'Twas the night before Christmas and out in the shed,
There wasn’t a trace of a Chevy, Ford or any other slow sled.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I’d mess with the Cummins a bit.

I popped the release and lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said “It looks pretty good.”
Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood ol’ Saint Nick!

I stood there a bit, not to sure what to say,
Then he said. “Don’t suppose that you’d trade for my sleigh ?”
“No way, Santa” I said with a grin,
“But if you’ve got the time we can go for a spin!”

His round little mouth, all tied like a bow’
Turned into a smile and he said ”Sure! Let’s go!!”
So not to disturb all the neighbors” retreat,
We quietly pushed the truck to the street.

Then, taking our places to coast down the hill,
I turned on the key and let the clutch spill.
The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.

With tires a’ screaming and turbo aglow,
We headed on out to where the Hot Rodders go.
And Santa’s grin widened approaching his ears,
With every shift as I banged through the gears.

Then he yelled “I CAN’T RECALL WHEN I’VE FELT SO ALIVE!”
So I backed off the throttle and asked Santa if he would drive.
Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

The Dodge exploded with a sweet whistling exhaust sound!
And when Santa popped the clutch and the tires shook the ground!
Power shifting in to second, again into third!
I sat there just watching, at loss for a word,

Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
“Merry Christmas to all, it’s been one hell of a night !!!!”

Thanks to Mike Carr for that one.
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if I get new gutters every year I never need to clean them
True love is when she gives you the ham from her egg mcmuffin

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Old 12-25-2015
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Ha, that's pretty good.
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Clunk, you have a beautiful way with words! I think I'll print that and add some pictures and read it to my daughter ;-)
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Nice, thanks for posting that.
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Nice post, I Love it!!
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Remember this?


Thanks to Mike Carr for that one.[/QUOTE]
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if I get new gutters every year I never need to clean them
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Yep, and to this day still cool.
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Lol.. Love It!
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Awesome, cool post Clunk
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