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Old 07-28-2008
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: gumper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sounds like something you'd hear on the Carol Burnett show. </div></div>

Like this?

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

To get to the hopping mall.

Hope no rabbits were offended in the telling of that Joke. [img]/forum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/Lecture.gif[/img]
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
















































Unique up on it!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MKJSTEP</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How do you catch a unique rabbit?















































Unique up on it! </div></div>



How do you catch a tame rabbit?
















The tame way! [img]/forum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]
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Oh, great! Now you're gonna pick on thone of un with thpeech impennimenth!
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Q: What do you call a fish with legs?

A: A Two-knee fish!

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I hope no fish were offended in the telling of this joke. [img]/forum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/Neutral.gif[/img]
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Loki99</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Q: What do you call a fish with legs?

A: A Two-knee fish!

[img]/forum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laughing.gif[/img]

I hope no fish were offended in the telling of this joke. [img]/forum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/Neutral.gif[/img] </div></div>
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Ever-vigilant, Clifford?
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Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver
the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, butI have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Chuck replied,


'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said,


'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said,


'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked,


'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said,


'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said,


You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Chuck said,


'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Chuck said,


'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said,


'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said,



'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Chuck now works for the government.

(No donkeys were harmed in the making of this joke)
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New Treatment for Sunburn.

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible
sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

He went to the hospital and was promptly admitted, after being
diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he
was in, the doctor prescribed continuous,

intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a
Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra
do for him, Doctor'?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but
it'll keep the sheets off his legs.

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